• Tiral@lemmy.world
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    I’ll have you know, I showed my wife that original meme and she laughed. Then the next morning she was giggling, legs spread titties out.

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    Jokes aside, I’m really impressed with Lemmy. It’s like taking a step back in time where people actually interacted with each other even if it’s dumb jokes or stupid pictures (which I put some of my own on here).

    We should try to preserve what we enjoy what brought us here. It may be digg, gamefaqs, reddit, newsvine, or whatever faded into the past.

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      3 days ago

      Remember beans? And corn? This is like that, but way less unpleasant to make meme nsfw content for. I mean beans are beans, but everybody likes a tiddy, especially a soapy one.

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        Yeah but I already had a corn dildo, now I have to go out of my way to find a soapy titty dildo. I’d use the real thing but I’m not nearly flexible enough

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            Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it’d be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.

            And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever done

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                I’ve never gotten around to using it, especially since I’m far more of a clit girl, but if I remember when I’m in the mood I may try and post a review of my weird little corn dildo

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                  Well I guess you could try multiple methods. It doesn’t have to go inside, you could equally grind against it, unless that’s too abrasivenand your clit prefers something softer or more buzzy?

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              … Okay that’s one of the prettiest dildos I’ve ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I’m struggling with… like… why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?

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    Ok, hold on. Where do I find the soapy tiddies?

    And they better be tiddies, and they better be soapy!! Not one or the other, BOTH!!