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What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?
What a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.

Someone once said that they were probably just buttons for a bidet
Imagine you dont see them. How do you use the bathroom without the three seashells?!
Leave the loo, swear like a sailor for a minute or so, and use the fines that got printed out as makeshift bogroll.
silver seashells? fancy, we have to use whatever we find at low tide
I always say it’s one up, one down, and one to polish.
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Fuck Rob Schneider
The Cloud 9 recreation of the Enterprise-D interior had three seashells in all the heads.




