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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

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No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.

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    Force mom to go see a doctor.

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    You’re trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy

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    You should just break up with her while you have the chance

  • Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @lemmy.ca
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    Find a new job when Frank retires. Jason, his replacement, is a fuckin idiot.

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    YOU LIKE WOMEN!

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    Don’t fucking marry her you idiot.

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      I was there five years ago, ten years ago, fifteen twenty and thirty years ago, and I said that to them. I was right. But it didn’t help.

      Don’t beat yourself up, it takes a lot of guts to love.

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    Don’t move across the country with him, get a divorce, your gut instincts are right, he’s been cheating on you this whole time and he’s about to financially ruin you.

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    Dump this job, it’s making you miserable.

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    You will have a lot more money, if you don’t spend it all on drugs.

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    Bitcoin peaks at $100k

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    Buy Nvidia stock.

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    Just leave, he doesn’t love you.

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    Divorce him now!

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    It’s me 5 years from the future, [secret I’ve never told anyone should prove it] buy European defense stocks before 2022.

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      I litterly, 5 years ago was thinking of doing it even with the little money i had.

      Am regretting it daily. And tortuting myself almost monthly on how i could have turned 10€ into 1000€

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        We had plague (covid), and war. What is next on your apocalypse bingo?

        I think I’ve got famine covered, can you think of any other sectors?

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