Save Ferris’ cover of Come On Eileen, by Dexy’s Midnight Runners.

Teams is kind of awesome of what you want to do is exchange emojis and funny gifs with your co-workers. Not so much if you want to work.

I miss the days when applications were coded like applications, not like web sites. The ammount of clutter that goes behind the scenes to get a simple OK button on screen these days must be mind numbing.

Copy+paste is still a pain in the ass in Microsoft Teams. Why don’t you work on that instead?

Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

That’s not a lie, that’s standard operating procedure.

Isn’t this it?

Nah, I live in a country with mandatory vaccination for kids, so you’re on your own on this one.

Finally!

That’s one tattoo I can respect.

Everything you do or don’t do is a political statement. Do you think you can somehow exist in a bubble where politics is something that happens to someone else? How naive.

If Proton does not refer to the Steam’s Windows adapter layer for Linux, I don’t care.

All the fucking right wing wankers are feeling empowered and crawling from under the rocks thanks to the blond Cheeto you guys idiotically voted as president. Economy is going to shit. This is a nice peaceful sunny European country and we’re suffering with your idiocy. So not very happy. At all.

These greedy muthas can’t even name stuff without robbing someone else’s names.

Why don’t you want to use the new Teams? Give us your feedback so we can ignore it.

Thank you for your feedback. Say, do you know there’s a new Teams available? Try it now!

Hey, wanna try the New Calendar? Tries the new calendar, it is even worse than the current one. Hey, wanna try the New Calendar? STFU Teams, I need to work!

If I want to copy a text message, I have to avoid the emoji pop-up, then very carefully click and drag over the text, making sure I don’t also copy the user name. Then I have to paste it in Notepad to edit out any weird hidden characters. Copy it again and paste it.

If I want to send a reaction emoji, it’s just a clock away.

Who the hell designed this abomination?

Quite a few of my favorites have already been mentioned, so I’ll add some that live on my toolbar:

Zim, a desktop wiki with markdown and a lot of plugins. Great for organizing all of your notes with links and a fast search function.

Heroic launcher, for organizing your Epic, GOG and Prime collection.

Geany, an extremely configurable and light editor that can be as simple or as full featured as you want, via plugins.

Terminator, a solid multi terminal emulator where I spend most of my time at work.

C9 means RET

Got married very young, got a crazy wife, had a bunch of kids, divorced, migrated, worked hard, became a decent person in the process and is now a grandfather. I still meet him occasionally and he’s a fun guy to be around of.

Peace and quiet.