Wait, the last one was 1 star?
That’s the one that sold me on it.
Right? “May cause bisexual yearning” is supposed to be a warning?
Same. Pink acid trip, you say? I am intrigued.
That fella may have some introspection to do
“They won’t be happy until we are all gay.” I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven’t watched the film but that is so odd.
Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?
Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, “HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!” I almost died laughing.
“Yes I’m gay. Gay for dat pussy!”
🤣
Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can’t tell me that’s not LGBT.
That’s why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay
Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing
Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.
Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.
this thread is a blessing, i think i pulled somthing in my back from laughing too hard :/
women can only regularlydress as a woman.
Sounds like a skill issue to me.
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But it’s about girl toys, and girl stuff is so gaaaay!
That fourth quote is legit quality.
I found this while looking at reviewsWho the hell wants children to grow up to be vile beings and why would you give them ideas? What a terrible concept.
No respect for anyone but themselves was the telling part, though. Let’s help others, homeless, less fortunate, immigrants, poor. Let’s help others with healthcare, education, housing, food. “No! I’m not paying taxes so someone else can get something for FREE!”.
Ok, now I know who they are talking about.
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LeFtIsTs dO.
Finally. There you are. I’ve faced so many left-wing schmucks, I was wondering where the right-wing ones had gone.
But you’re still a schmuck. Leftists don’t want children to grow up to be vile.
sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means
this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t
That’s exactly what this is.
- Make some piece of mass media.
- Use it to drive outrage and division.
- Make mass media headlines about outrage and division.
- Profit.
Consume, consumer!
“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”““Confusingly””“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”".
Are “name checks out” posts allowed here? Beetlejuicing?
At this point the Margot Robbie account is a part of Lemmy’s origin story
And that’s esteemed Academy Award and Golden Globe nominated marketing genius/master digital artist/fast food burger connoisseur/character actress Margot Robbie to you!
I choose to believe the actual Margot Robbie has decided shitposting on a niche platform most people have never heard of is a worthwhile use of her time.
Me too.
Maybe I’ll finally win an Oscar for this.
Well shit, worked on me. Now I want to see this murderous feminist pink acid trip
Yay
“Ugh. It’s set in the 80s!”
🎵 “I’m a friend of Dorothy! I’m a friend of Dorothy! She…is my friend!” 🎵
You should make this a game by making one panel a Alex Jones quote and see who can guess it.
It’s easier to guess if you imagine what an inebriated badger with heavy mange is capable of growling in its slurred but wild speech.
movie marketers should just make a large language model entirely trained on conservative statements
Please don’t lol. That little monster would be running bot farms so fast it wouldn’t even be funny.
I absolutely want to see these as posters.
The last one is pure gold
“Furious Men”
Yeah, because bigot women don’t exist, do they
EDIT: Thanks for the 19 downvotes and a total of one person caring to articulate. I love civil discussion.
I don’t know why one implies the other doesn’t exist. The fact is there are a bunch of MRA dudes very pissed off that a movie about a toy they likely never played with dares to be in theaters. And the things they say about it are amusing.
What I’m saying is, it’s an anonymous site. That person has no way to tell the gender of those reviewers, but they assumed it was men anyway.
I think it’s a fair assumption. I also think it doesn’t really matter since this is Lemmy Shitpost.
It sort of dose, Women are just as vile at this stuff, and sometimes more so, as men.
Take the calls for death to trans peoples, a lot of that is coming from women, self avowed feminists no less, and we have had a collective blind spot to these people for so long because ironically the Feminist movement fell into reinforcing gender stereotypes
It’s really not. Especially considering how feminists are always (oftentimes rightfully) complaining about gender assumptions, they definitely shouldn’t do that themselves. It wasn’t even necessary, “from furious men” could’ve been removed altogether and the comment would’ve conveyed the same feeling, without the pointless sexism.
Also yes, it’s Lemmy Shitpost and the post fits, I was “complaining” about the original author.
I’d bet money that only one of those four reviews is from someone who’s actually seen the movie and we can all tell which one
The “Pink Acid trip…” was pretty spot on, but that sounds like a pretty good time to me. I had a blast and thought it was spectacular. 10 our of 10 would take acid and get slapped by confusingly attractive people again!
What does “confusingly attractive” mean? What’s the lemmy equivalent of r/iamverysmart?
It means that if you ever find me, Margot Robbie, attractive in any way, shape or form, you are now gay, and you must support the gay agenda and LGBT rights immediately.
Sorry, but I don’t make the rules.
Would laugh my ass off if in five or six years you actually ended up being Margot Robbie and were just playing it up like it was a fake account this whole time.
It’s really amazing how much I can get away with saying just by having an obviously AI generated profile picture of myself.
Barbie doesn’t have nipples, duh. I’d be confused too if I found that attractive.
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