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titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

Lack toes in toll a race

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Lack toes in toll a race

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titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days ago
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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    Shedded cheese.

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      27 days ago

      Nono, shidded cheese. OP is a hippopotamus after all.

      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        26 days ago

        Good heavens!

        • snoons@lemmy.ca
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          26 days ago

          That’s pretty much whan I think whenever I see/smell a hippopotamus.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        25 days ago

        oh dear god no!

    • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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      26 days ago

      Watershred moment.

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    26 days ago

    I feel like every sitcom and many movies have plot lines based around people getting up out of their beds in the night to go to the kitchen for food.

    I have never in my life ever done this. I’ve never even wanted to do this. I don’t think I understand the idea.

    Is this a thing people do, or is it just a sitcom premise to get people into strange situations?

    Is it an American thing?

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      It’s not an American thing but I would argue it is how you were raised to view food things.

      Many people have learned that food is a reward, that food is something you eat to smother you emotions, something you do when you’re bored, something you do to feel anything at all.

      Something to quell that never-ending hunger in your belly. raises hand . Turns out my family just has a history of undiagnosed acid reflux.

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      it’s an insomnia thing. you wake up at 2 am and Now You’re Hungry and your damn belly won’t let you go to sleep without a damn sip of milk or something silly like that.

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    Question for those who do this - isn’t it annoying to have to brush your teeth again?

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      You think someone eating shredded cheese at 3am cares enough to brush their teeth?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      what teeth

  • Cactopuses@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    Someone finally found the house hippo???

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    26 days ago

    Dyer ree ahh

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