We see him diligently meditating all day. Even in the oval office when he is in front of cameras and people are talking around him, he is there clearing his mind.
My takeaway is that grass can be exploited.
Man if this were anyone else, I would assume there was some sort of deeper meaning like this. But for this guy? I think he just recently learned that plants are alive.
There it is, Trump values our lives as much as he values the grass under his bloated feet.
Woah now, don’t get crazy. Clearly he values the grass more
For example, he actually tried to find the person responsible for vandalizing the National Mall by selectively killing grass to read ‘86 47’.
It’s actually worse than you might think.
I’m sure Americans struggling with life at the moment, would love to smoke whatever Trump has used
Fishermen off the Venezuelan coastlines?
I dunno, dementia weed sounds like a hard pass.





