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Actual footage of Meal Team Six, the Trump-backed, all-man, testosterone-jacked team.
Rare footage of a maskless ICE agent.
When you’re a perfect match for the “mustachioed cop” look, no need to mask. He could be anyone.
“moves fatly around the corner”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniper_Special_Ops
Thanks, now I know which dumb movie I’m watching later. 3/10 on IMDB and I have a feeling they were being generous.
If you do, I could recommend a spicy but really unconventional twist on it. A lot of shitty movies like this have Wikipedia plot summaries that are lacking, inaccurate in small ways, etc. Watching it for the sake of reviewing and possibly revising that summary is a kind of perverse joy that feels impossible to sell to someone who’s never tried.
For example, I rewrote the summary for Whiteout (2009 film), and it was way more fun than just watching it straight. Noticing every stupid fucking detail and how hard it was to actually turn the bullshit plot into a coherent summary was enriching in a way that’s hard to describe.
Edit: Also want to add that this 1000% applies to shitty game plot summaries too.
I’ll save that for a day filled with more self-hatred but I like the idea. Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.
Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.
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It’s so much fun becoming an expert on random, shitty movies where the stakes are so low. Maybe you need to be a certain type; I don’t know.
I prefer suggesting creative edits all over grokipedia
For an action movie star he sure sits a lot
It took me until the second play to realize what was wrong. What was he thinking??
Steven Seagal is legendary for being the action star that moves in the absolute least he can.
thinking
Bold assumption.
If you had a torso like that you wouldn’t have the energy to turn the whole thing, either.
I tried to 360 no scope and accidentally strangled my cat. Even worse, I missed. VRT-bags are no joke.
Cumtowns Seagal take
Looks like Seagull thinks he’s carrying the world’s tiniest bazooka…
I fucking love that movie
