I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.
oh right - samesies :D
Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.
Helldivers 2. I’m in trouble. But at least it won’t last long.
Subnautica 2. Fuck.
Good news is: you’re now functionally immortal.
Bad news is: everything tastes like metal.
Project Zomboid… I’ll just drink the bleach instead of going through that.

Minecraft. A simple life, if a dangerous one. I’d see it as an upgrade tbh.
GTA, i’d be royally fucked 😬🤣
Not if you owned my empire 😏.
Oh, great. I’m a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.
Elite Dangerous. I should be fine as long as I stick to trading common materials. I’m screwed if I get caught by a pirate though.
Does Chess count?
I’m a Queen now
Raw lichess data shows that 13% of their games involve a pawn promotion too. Maybe the main character is a pawn who gets promoted, and that’s the plot of the game.
I’d be V in Cyberpunk. I’m fucked.
Honestly I think it depends how locked into the story you are? Like if you’re waking up during one of the prologues, esp nomad/streetkid, I’d imagine you can just walk away from the story and live a “normal” life. But is Keanu already in your head trying to take over? Or do you just wake up at Ch1 with Jackie trying to get you killed and a bit of a chance?
I saw this as more you just get put in place of where you last left off playing

the first ghost in the shell movie had a fairly happy ending
Blade Runner 2049 too (my personal favourite film)
Aloy is a badass and anyone talking shit about the peach fuzz on my face can eat an arrow

On one side I become a young girl with a large debt to pay or I’ll be homeless if I don’t pay each week.
On the other side I can pay the mortgage in just one month reselling stuff, sometimes at 200% of the base price.
Capitalism, Ho!

This is a weird and fun coincidence!
It was my birthday yesterday and one of the two devs of hotline miami and his brother took me out to the bars, many hours and beers in we talked about how fucked we’d be if we got transported to that universe. And now this thread pops up with your comment and remember that discussion which I had forgotten in the mist of the night till now.Damn, what a crazy coincidence. Also that’s pretty awesome that you know one of the devs, and happy birthday too!
TY!! I didn’t even know the devs were from my country and live in my city until we met. We met at an underground club, me and my best friend (RIP) were talking about the game and this random dude came up to us, extremely drunk, and said he made the game and we didn’t belive him at all right then. It was only a few weeks later when we came across each other at a bar early on in the night when he showed us that he wasn’t bullshiting, haha. This was was all only a few weeks after the first game came out. He’s a great dude!
Oh crap, I’m now a Void Elf mage in world of Warcraft. Actually I’m probably pretty good, every time I die in get resurrected and I’ve got a great ass, so cool. I’m also now a woman, so I don’t know if that’s gonna be like a reverse gender disphoria thing or not.
Just go to the barber and get a free sex change.









