“Oh thank God, you’re right on time. Quick, get some gloves. I’ve got something stuck up there and could use some help! Hello?! Are you still there!?”
This could backfire spectacularly
What gets me are how many people don’t lock their doors in public.
Be a kind neighbor, unleash a gutteral animalistic screech to help loosen their bowels and shorten their visit.
Every workplace ever. Coupled with comment about always taken toilet (I swear to god some people forget they have to go until they see someone head in the toilets general direction)
Tried this the other day at a tourist spot and the door wasn’t locked.
I will never unsee.
rattle rattle
“Uh! Wh-who is it?!”
RATTLE RATTLE
“Uh … occupied!”
BAM BAM BAM “UUARRRRRGH! UUARRRRRGH!”
“I, uh … j-just you wait until I-”
BANG BANG BANG! "UUARRGLE! UUARRGLE!
“Right, you! What’s your-”
Bathroom is empty.
Lemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.
Ay, you poopin in there!?
