Then your cover letter should say that.
I once send single empty page pdf file and during call hr assumed their pdf viewer was broken. I haven’t denied it.
I’ve had to eat a whole bus tire in a job interview.
funny story: once i sent a generic cover letter to a bunch of entry-level jobs. one responded that i didn’t tailor the cover letter to the position, so i changed the title and sent them the same cover letter. they didn’t respond lol
Please find attached my AI generated resume in response to your AI generated job listing.
“I noticed you need workers and have money. What a coincidence, I have work and need money. Trade?”
No, of course not. I also need you to be miserable. A fair trade won’t help me break your spirit. Maybe beg a little and kiss my ass and I’ll consider it.
‘hey losers. looks like you need shit to get done. hire me or stay sucking. peace out’
(actually i’m contemplating falsely applying to jobs i have no intention of actually seeking and literally using this as my cover letter just to see if anything funny happens…)
(i like the job i already have)3 reasons you need an employee
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You can’t do it yourself
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You don’t have time to do it yourself
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You really don’t want to do it yourself
Your move boss-man.
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If I thought anyone was going to read it, I would feel less bad about writing them.
But how will they know that you want the job?
With Claude my cover letters take all of 15 minutes to “write.” It’s like the old Soviet adage (slightly adjusted): They pretend to read them, so we pretend to write them.
funny how literally the only thing i consistently see AI being useful for is the pointless bullshit tasks that don’t accomplish anything but the further complication of shit that didn’t need to be so complicated in the first place. such as busywork. They’re jerking us around to waste our time so i see no reason to treat their time as though it’s particularly valuable either; turnabout is fair play, after all.
As a EUrangutan I had to google what a cover letter means and now I am depressed.
Are your CVs typically just bullet points about experience and education?
I honestly don’t know. I found my job through an employment agency, I worked there a few months and they offered me a permanent contract. I said yes and that was nine years ago.
I’ve definitely seen cover letters in some job postings in the eu
Is this an actual option?
that’s fine, I never wanted to read them, it was just more work for me. no need to eat a bus tire, fam
Now THATS a spicy meatball!
Doesn’t ai make it easier? Create a template and just copy and paste shit.
