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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets

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A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets

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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago
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      I initially thought that was a picture, then realized they were flush buttons. Excellent design, 10/10, no notes

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      Looks like a job for Dickbutt.

      https://i.gifer.com/ZC9P.gif

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    Thats a peanits

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      https://youtube.com/watch?v=7_6oW55wT8c

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    Why’s the TP holder pointing up?

    Also, is the TP just kinda floating there a little?

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      Solving the over/under debate

      • lost_faith@lemmy.ca
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        So… Left or Right?

        • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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          Widdershins, obviously.

      • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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        This is the answer

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      Because AI confused a toilet roll holder with a wall mounted lamp and gave us something in-between.

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      Don’t like the assthetics?

    • deranger@sh.itjust.works
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      Obviously there’s a flared base

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        fun

    • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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      I’m on vacation in Switzerland right now and I’ve seen this in a bunch of people’s home bathrooms.

      Maybe because you’re less likely to accidentally whack the roll and knock it to the floor? 🤷‍♂️

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        Does it unravel a little and brush against things?

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          It actually doesn’t. They have this absurdly high quality toilet paper that’s about 1.5x longer than the squares I always see in Canada, and it’s got to be like quilted 3 ply. It unrolls reluctantly and I swear I hear an angel chorus every time I pull a sheet.

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            Interesting. I usually go for the charmin strong, but even it, when I place it on my toilet paper holder which holds 5 rolls vertically like that. If the first glued on roll comes loose it’ll unravel annoyingly.

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            Bro I have been to Europe once in my life and one of the few things my shattered psyche committed to long term memory was the multi-ply toilet paper. Like, the middle layer was a different material from the outer layers. These mfs have bidets AND good tp dude we live in the stone age on this side of the pond

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      Big potato hypothesis this is in space

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    Very common in Europe.

    There is a steel frame behind the wall bolted to the wall and to the floor with the water container/chamber, and the toilet is held up by huge metal bolts.

    The ceramic toilet part can usually hold minimum 300-400 kg, so you could dance on it without any issue.

    It can be fully serviced through the push button plate.

    Advantages: visually more clean, easier cleaning under the bowl, quiet operation behind the wall while filling up the chamber with water.

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    • window

    • transdimensional tp

    • penis button

    • gap under toilet for extra cleaning

    • open plan bathroom with no door

    • rounded wall corner

    • wallpaper close enough to absorb poop particles

    • lid doesn’t match rest of throne

    • no access to plumbing in my private domicile

    get me outta here

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      Endless arguments about whether unrolling the toilet paper to the left or the right is correct.

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      I thought the tp was a lamp😅

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    Looks like a pretty typical European toilet? What’s the problem?

    The large flush button looks like it got clipped on the left but that could be a weird artistic decision.

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    That wood floor is going to be gross in a few years.

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    Press button for penis in ass

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      pushes button

      …

      you lied to me

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    AI can’t see the problem with it

  • amniotic druid@lemmy.worldOP
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    https://www.kohler.com/en/products/toilets/shop-toilets/veil-wall-hung-compact-elongated-toilet-dual-flush-31539

    Btw

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      It sure is hung alright

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        And a bold look

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      Well-hung

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    That’s a normal toilet? Are US-Americans again confounded by something completely mundame, simply cos it doesn’t exist in their narrow mind which only consists out of US stuff? Lol

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    So nobody mentioned the window yet huh

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    You mean you don’t have a full-length window to peer down on the peasants as you take your morning constitutional on your wall-mounted designer toilet?

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    AI? Absolutely seamless window frame and baseboard trim, like it’s one single piece and completely uniform.

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