Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 29 days agoAbsolutely truelemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1382arrow-down15
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minus-squareTIEPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·29 days agoI changed it up and bought a flamethrower. No not that wimpy Elon version. I bought an XL18, fucker throws out 135 feet of napalm. That made me happy like my .500 magnum.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·29 days agoHappiness is bringing sadness to people out of reach.
minus-squarezarathustrad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·29 days ago‘Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I’m way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them.’
minus-squareTIEPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·29 days agoModern problems need modern solutions.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·29 days agoi still think it’s hard to beat the flaming trebuchet load of dog poop on the front door
I changed it up and bought a flamethrower. No not that wimpy Elon version. I bought an XL18, fucker throws out 135 feet of napalm.
That made me happy like my .500 magnum.
Happiness is bringing sadness to people out of reach.
‘Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I’m way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them.’
Modern problems need modern solutions.
i still think it’s hard to beat the flaming trebuchet load of dog poop on the front door