Vaguely recall a Dr. Cox (Scrubs tv show) line “The trick is to hate your body” from like 20 years ago
Hate it sooner than later, i guess
“It’s 2am why are you making pudding?”
“Because I’ve lost control of my life.”
My wife has been trying to convince me of this.
She is very persuasive.
Actually, it’s dad JOKES.
Perfect because I’m a JOKE of a dad!
Damn, bro. You okay?
I’m ok but my kid isn’t! badump pssshh
That leg day you skipped?
No, the burger day you didn’t.
It went wrong from day one.
Well exactly, because evolutionarily we do still have bodies that should be covered in fur, a lot of fur.
So do Siamese cats.
Maybe a full bald man-scaping wasn’t such a great idea after all…
it’s been wrong for as long as i can remember. perhaps longer. it’s always been wrong, as far as i know.
it’s still wrong…
…but for the first time, it seems to be getting less wrong.
