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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

works every time

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works every time

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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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    My buddy back in college used to have random panic attacks. A calm conversation about something unrelated and a bannana would help a lot.

    Something about eating slowly seems to short circuit the panic part of the brain, or maybe the blowjob jokes associated with eating a bannana slowly

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    SLAP, SLAP

    Calm down!

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      When did my mother join Lemmy?

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      CALM DOWN!!!

      CALM DOWN!!!

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    Turn that panic attack into a panic assault

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    Point out, real calm like, that its all in their head and that they’ve got no reason to panic. Then trauma dump all the reasons you have to panic and why they need to chill the fuck out dude seriously

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    Sonic and Shadow seem to have the better idea

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    Ayyy it’s my ex

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    Would post this up around work as a PSA but what’s with the subliminal message?

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