GOURANGA!
Weird shit you did as a kid go:
I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)
Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.
Gaming related?
I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda.
I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground.
I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3.
Non-gaming?
No way in hell. Those die with me.
What is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?
Now you go.
I used to wait until my mum would go shopping and then i would rub one out to the posters on the sex shop walls in GTA San Andreas
I used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
How many times have you been peed on in real life?
That’s advanced.
You win…or lose. Whichever’s worse.
Same but Duke Nukem 3D. Those were desperate times.
I once cranked my hog to the assassin in Diablo II.
I’m dead fucking serious.
Mate we gotta do what we gotta do to release the poison
Amateur. I learned how to unlock the GTA SA hot coffee mode, which they somehow never fully removed.
