If your hanging about with you junk out I’m looking. If you don’t want me to look put your pants back on.
feeling sorry for lots of the people in this thread and their prudish mindsets
i’m queer and in seattle so casual nudity is pretty normal here, we even have a whole beach for it! i go tits out at bridge raves and pride and other stuff all the time and nobody cares. and half the time i’m wearing see-through tops with no bra! like… sometimes you’ll be hanging out and some people will just be naked and it’s fine. most of my friends have seen my nudes i post on mastodon! it’s good and fine and okay. it’s only weird if you make it weird
At that point just say “Nice tits” and get the awkwardness out of the way. I ain’t playing your little power game as one of those friends.
But …what if the tits aren’t nice?
Then you say it sarcasticly. Or just flail your arms and say “Quaid, start the reactor”
Now that is god damned hilarious. Thank you.
? What?
Then you say “nice tits” and don’t look at em anymore.
“Will you please roll those up and put them away? I’m afraid I am going to trip”
Does not compute
Mean titties ya got there
Nawh that’s their face after they peep the plug 😂 We talking sun tanning or suggestive nude yoga while maintaining small talk?
Spread eagle staring contest sounds like a hilarious gangbang opener
just casual nudity
`crushing my super freak violet theory cold.
Homies gotta chill then lol if it’s on display and you’re not making uncomfortably long eye contact with them just daddy chill lol
Also real pervs know sunglasses are the casual gawkers cheat code 😂
probably something like:
dontgetcaughtlooking…
dontgetcaughtlooking…
dontgetcaughtlooking…
zomg!!!
ihopenobodysawme…Trying to figure out how many seconds I can get away with looking.
How can I discreetly sneak off and stroke it til I blow?
Depending on context, thats worth a look
