did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoi wonder what goes through men's minds in this situationlemmy.worldimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down131
arrow-up1139arrow-down1imagei wonder what goes through men's minds in this situationlemmy.worlddid_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·1 day agoAt that point just say “Nice tits” and get the awkwardness out of the way. I ain’t playing your little power game as one of those friends.
minus-squarejust some guy@sh.itjust.workscakelinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·edit-21 day agoThen you say “nice tits” and don’t look at em anymore.
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·1 day agoMean titties ya got there
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 day ago“Will you please roll those up and put them away? I’m afraid I am going to trip”
minus-squareHertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoThen you say it sarcasticly. Or just flail your arms and say “Quaid, start the reactor”
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoNow that is god damned hilarious. Thank you.
At that point just say “Nice tits” and get the awkwardness out of the way. I ain’t playing your little power game as one of those friends.
But …what if the tits aren’t nice?
Then you say “nice tits” and don’t look at em anymore.
Mean titties ya got there
“Will you please roll those up and put them away? I’m afraid I am going to trip”
Then you say it sarcasticly. Or just flail your arms and say “Quaid, start the reactor”
Now that is god damned hilarious. Thank you.
Does not compute
? What?