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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Excuse me, but it’s called a Turdis

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Screenshot of a tweet by the Iron Sheik, posted June 15, 2021, which reads, "FUCK THE HULK HOGAN"

  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    have nearly had heat strokes in porta shitters at NTC and fort hood. when the MRE train decides it’s going you don’t really have much choice, goddamn miserable way to live lol

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    I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field, no shade, mid-July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went to take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well, fast forward, and the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken is running through me. See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There’s fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews…man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.

    I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 hours ago

      Imagine if it was actually the guy before him and you’ve been mad at the wrong guy lol

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken

      Do you also cool yourself down with warm milk?

      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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        My milk has to be near freezing. Anyone who drinks warm milk is not on the same evolution tree as the rest of our civilized species.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      the fuck. at least put it down the elevator to the basement, wankerdude.

      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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        Right? Perfectly good shaft to deposit it…but no all over the back splash!

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    Did you really have to post a picture of the poop though? It’s so gross, at least nsfw it.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      I think NSFL is the appropriate one but like, I’m a goober not an internet

  • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    You guys call them that?! We call them Porta-Potty in Canada. Lol

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I think they might be brand names?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      portajohn, portalet, portapotty, mobile turd station, backup shitter, we have a lot of names for 'em in california

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Same in the Midwestern US

  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    You just need to play some tunes from the ultimate poopin’ sound track: https://youtu.be/hT7x1NvGf5k

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