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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

Stay chill, no matter what

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Stay chill, no matter what

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    Must be a nice school. The Schultüte I’ve seen are usually smaller.

  • blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    yooo i learned abt this in german class like 2 years ago

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    It’s pretty awesome they get that. In America we make the kids bring everything themselves to school and pay for it all on their own. Not even a mention of toys or candy lol

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      Yeah no those things are not paid by the schools. The parents pay for this.

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        Oh! That makes way more sense then haha.

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    receiving toys and candy in the mix makes “here’s your notebook and pen, get to work” a bit less sad

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    I heard they have to smoke the whole thing or they are denied schooling.

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    For those that are curious, it is a cone full of candies and treats

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      WTF, mine only had school supplies. I feel robbed 30 years ago.

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      edibles

      • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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        Well done

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      Wow who’s eating all that? It’s a huge amount.

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        When my kids went it was a small cone of loose candies. And addition of DoubleSalt Licorice in the old days.

        Somebody mentioned there are now toys or other packaged items inside. And a lot of empty space due to she ahrink - flation. Large cone, less stuff.

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    This is of course a joke, it is actually the under ten Fickmühlen icing piping championships.

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