What? So, the 6th floor, toss out the window, is abandoned.
When you invite Erin Patterson around for dinner …
Friends say he passed away at home after eating mushrooms he found in the yard of his home.
Though he was a mushroom expert, the mushrooms he collected turned out to be poisonous.
This is such a "wink, wink " to readers if I ever see one
While falling out of a window.
After shooting themself in the back of the head 5 times
Friends say he passed away at home after eating mushrooms he found in the yard of his home.
Though he was a mushroom expert, the mushrooms he collected turned out to be poisonous.
When I become a political speaker I’m going to make my hobbies piano moving, snake catching, deep sea fishing, and free climbing.
…the mushrooms he saw in the yard of his home, right before diving from the fifth floor window in his excitement to pick them up and being almost saved by a passer-by, helpfully trying to slow his fall by shooting a few bullets up at him
High rise window cleaner.
Don’t forget BASE jumping.
I skipped over “enemy” and got really excited for a second
You and me both, friend 😞
Trump ₑₙₑₘᵧ dies suddenly
Haha, I just read “Putin enemy” and it kind of gave away the ending
Oof, so close!
Must have lived in a bungalow
Accidental is the keyword.
Guess he didn’t stick to the “no blue no chew” rule.




