EatingOnions@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoPutin enemy dies suddenly from accidental mushroom poisoningextra.ieexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1340arrow-down11
arrow-up1339arrow-down1external-linkPutin enemy dies suddenly from accidental mushroom poisoningextra.ieEatingOnions@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIntern: But comrade doctor, the man was obviously shot! Comrade Doctor: Not so comrade, the mushrooms simply happened to be 9mm lead and thus he can reasonably have been said to have died of lead mushroom poisoning.
Intern: But comrade doctor, the man was obviously shot!
Comrade Doctor: Not so comrade, the mushrooms simply happened to be 9mm lead and thus he can reasonably have been said to have died of lead mushroom poisoning.