If you were dumb enough to buy a toaster with a touch screen then I refuse to feel any level sympathy, you’re an idiot and you deserve to suffer.
I wonder if there’s a smart setting marked “bathtub.”
1996: Can you imagine what life will be like 30 years from now?
2026: “Sign into your toaster using your Facebook account.”
Just happened to catch an episode of Totally Spies where smart appliances betray their masters. See, teen shows get it…
What kind of update can be? -Maximum temperature increased to 240.
You gotta be pretty stupid to buy an internet connected toaster.
If I found the right one, it’s this…
$400 fucking dollars for a toaster??? No… Just… No. Fuck right off. I hate this timeline so much. Marty Mcfly needs to go unfuck whatever it is he fucked up, because if I see his ass and he hasn’t, I’m kicking him in the balls so hard his kids feel it in their timeline.
“What are we toasting?” I see american read, in other words 1000 shades of white wheat.
A helpful notification lets you know when it’s time to empty the crumb tray
Totally worth
I mean, how would you know otherwise!?!?
Too many people trying to reinvent the wheel by incorporating smart technology into everything. If it work, don’t change it.
So just don’t buy it.
Well… This toaster proves it. We’re in hell.
