• THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Have you tried being hot and having your online bio say you’re an “influencer”? Because then it’s easy.

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    Don’t get me wrong I have preferential jobs but my dream is to not have a job that doesn’t directly benefit me.

    I’m not afraid of hard labor but I’m not gonna do it just to make some rich fuck richer

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    My dream job? Well last night I dreamed I was a teenage magic hobo who traveled the highways on a flying cardboard sheet, hiding from the magic highway patrol in bushes and staying in flop houses with other magic hobos who I just met (I’m not making this up, that was my actual dream)

  • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    If you’re attractive enough and a woman you could try becoming a travel vlog streamer and have a bunch of sad men finance your indefinite vacation.