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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

stony tony

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago
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  • mrmisses@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.

  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.

  • VeryFrugal@sh.itjust.works
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    26 days ago

    For post stamps, obviously.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      Good.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.

    Of course, they’re also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      IMHO access to sex isn’t a good way to encourage/discourage birth rate. Modern people are aware that they’ll have more sex if they don’t have kids. The desire for sex isn’t the same as the desire to reproduce.

      The problem is solved by addressing its root causes.

  • Geldaran@lemmy.world
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    Tony, you know why.

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      We all know why.

  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      🦉

  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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    Those of us that know, know

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    women would probably love it

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Oh no reason. I just want a few of them ok

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    God damn it Tony.

  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    No more bidets.

  • CannedYeet@lemmy.world
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    It’s to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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    To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

    “I have no teeth, yet I must bite.” — the robot, probably

  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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    Hopefully they have no teeth

    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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      If my girlfriend can learn so can a robot.

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