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Man knows what he likes, men with big boobs.
Hell yeah
Big tiddy dude. His favourite customer.
For my gender they are considered quite big. You shan’t charge me full price.
What if I have big tiddys AND a beard/penis?
You should probably maybe trim your beard into better shapes than the beanis.
Only qualification needed is big tiddys.
Discount for you!
Free of charge
This is ambiguous. Is he wanting to teach people something or get his puss crushed?
Bisexuals are notorious for their blade skills
Ahoy, Thirsty Aspiring Sword Lesbians!
TASL
Hold my fedora.
What could go wrong?
Literally nothing
