Bulletin board behind glass in a wooded area. Text reads: TAKE ONLY PHOTOS LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS KILL ONLY TIM PLEASE STAY ON THE TRAILS
The message is obviously missing some letters. They probably meant to write:
KILL ONLY TIMOTHY
It took me too long to figure this out. It was supposed to be time.
Fuck. Anyone know a good lawyer?
I have an exciting program you can join if you want to go to a third world country for some regime change
Maybe Tim was littering?
He’s just trying to warn people about the rabbit!
The sign was made by the rabbit. It’s all clear now.
To hell with Tim in particular!

Never liked the guy anyway.
Yeah fuck that guy.
I miss Hello Internet
I put Tim in the same category as Kenny. As in the beer: Killkenny.
Oh my God, they killed Tim!
TIM! as commanded by The holy texts I Stand before you to Carry out your divine sanctioned death.
I had a boss named Tim once, so this always makes me smile
Last name? Or just all Tims?







