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>be a sickly little peasant >designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth >they pay me pennies >musket ball goes through my chest >imgonnafuckingdie.pcx >a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand >tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important >they open the envelope and show it to me >it's fucking loss.jpgYou are carrying that which helps the advancement of both science and horticulture.
It’s all ogre now
Shrek is love Shrek is life
“Sorry. I can’t read this without a TOR browser”.
On an aside, the original was a long ass sentence!
An ass-sentence that long must have been inspired by quite the view
a long unpunctuated ass sentence
