chagic mef
Can actually burn water.
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
That was Mrs. Frizzle’s next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
Pact with Satan
If you ask “what’s in this?” you get no answer. Someone creatively applied “a magician never tells their secrets” to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it’s just a fuck ton of butter. That’s the secret.
Dark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour,
To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power,
A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man
Terrible curse
It’s all instant food.
He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy
If that is a refrigerator then he lives in the compressor pumping Freon.
If that’s an oven, he hides behind the crisper drawer and regulates the temperature for you.
Because some CEO told so. See that ®️ sign?
