This mother fucker thinks he’s smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let’s see it. Send Trump’s ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!
Shooting him into the sun would be 🧑🍳💋
I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.
Why waste a rocket to literally shoot him to death when we have a nation full of guns with non-existent background checks?
Small price to pay to get rid of him and move on.
He’s right. We should try it.
I would love to see what happens to 40 BMI at 4G.
Just be sure to double bag him so his shit doesn’t leak. The crew doesn’t deserve that.
You think that’s good? Wait till you see 40 BMI at 0G and 80 years.
Edit: all those skin flaps…
For science
You know what? Let’s shoot the fucker into space. No shit. Honest to god. Tell him he’s super smart and flying the thing would be child’s play for him. Tell him he can do it himself, and it’s an incredible and incredibly rare experience - a club that numbers just barely into the triple digits. Oh, no, of course you don’t need any training, because it should be very intuitive to someone of your intelligence, sir!
And then we watch.
😊
Prove it
Meanwhile, this dumbass has been cutting funding for science.
Asshole.
Why would they go?
Politics, statesmanship, moral superiority and a sense of citizenry.
All means nothing when it comes from meeting a Nazi.
Trump in space…hmmm
Diaper Donny in zero gravity
