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Shower oranges are surprisingly kick-ass. Had a few but gave it up after the novelty wore off and I was just wasting water to have a somewhat more exciting, cumbersome, and probably unsanitary orange.
That sounds good, especially if cold. And you can eat it like an animal and just let the juice go all over your body.
Orange juice for the orange juice god! Orange peels for the
compost pileorange peel throne!You leave the peels at the bottom of your shower until you finish showering so that it smells nice and orangey for the whole time.
but what if you have to participate in an impromptu kart race
Not possible. Everyone knows gamers don’t shower.
Also applies to
Beer, wine, or mead in a shower is a good time. This is just… not heresy, but something close.
You like a shower beer…now just imagine adding a reuben. How is it not even better? Do you just not like reubens?
Nah, I love reubens even soggy, but I wouldn’t even eat a cubano in the shower and those are even better. Food prep seems like too much prep for a shower.
Are you sure you’re in the shower? … or at a rowdy German Octoberfest and covered in urine?
Cotton candy has to be the worst shower snack.
The best is definitely beer.
Cotton candy in a bath is just like a fancy bath bomb though.
What’s the best thing after a long day’s work? A shower. What’s the second best thing? A beer. Put em together. Magical.
I mean we all get perverted thoughts, like, “Oh hell yeah, shower burrito” but we need that self control or else the drain is clogged with cheese.
Shower beer > shower ruben
There’s nothing stopping you from having both? Live a little!
You’re right, but I prefer a beer instead
I thought that was part of a pickle spear on the shelf below
Oh shit is it not?
Since we’re apparently doing shower-food horrors, I’m just going to propose Ortolan.
And there’s already a towel in the shower!
You keep your towel in the shower?
At the far end, elevated to the same height as the shower head. It doesn’t get wet.
Kramer shower salad.
Is that a sweet potato on the bottom shelf?
I believe that’s a sponge.
Yep. Next to the pickle.
Why would anyone put a pickle on top of white chocolate, unless that’s a thing in some cultures?
If you’re not having Ovaltine made of your own shower water, are you even drinking your Ovaltine?
Sure as fuck ain’t drinking your ovaltine.
Used to get high as fuck back in college and eat shower Reese’s
Don’t they melt? Or is that the point? ;)
I’d keep them away from the stream but yeah sometimes they’d get a little soft
Shower beer is hard to beat
When I eat Reubens I get gassy and no one wants to be around me. This is perfect for my sauerkraut goblin farts
I just nibble on a bar of soap like a normal person.
Shower apples mmmmm
