It was pretty eye-opening when I was in Germany and Austria a couple years ago and heard people parroting the EXACT right-wing taking points I hear in the States.

This song is featured in the horror movie Green Room, which is also an excellent answer to this question.

If there’s a job that must be done

You’ll find it’s much more fun

Don’t pout, don’t sob,

Just do a half-assed job!

If you cut every corner then it’s really not so bad

Everybody does it, even mom and dad.

If nobody sees you, then nobody gets mad.

It’s the American way!

“My god, I’m exhausted! Aren’t you tired of always caring about everything?”

“No, Jinkx. I’m tired of other people NOT caring about everything.”

So the press is telling the world that this violent whackjob’s neighbor wore a wire and got him arrested. Now they’re letting him back out into the world for a couple grand.

What could go wrong?

*defenestrated

The whole Xmas With the Vandals album is great. Shoutout to the Angry Snowmans, too.

I would strongly vote for Our Mrs Reynolds for best Firefly episode.

Scary that our only hope is that they trip over their own incompetence as they sprint towards fascism.

Colloquially it’s used as “like the Alps” as much as “of the Alps.”

Drink too much, work too much, eat a diet consisting mostly of cheese and carbs. Stay in half-decent shape by putting in 14-hour days at a physical job.

Basically just circling the drain.

It still bugs me that Sean Bean’s name doesn’t rhyme.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cat-distribution-system

Cat Distrubution System at work.

World cold and hard. Titty warm and soft.

I love Demons. Seems like most people are moving on to their more recent melodic power sound, but Demons had such a perfect mix of melodic and thrashy. Plus, Daughters of Winterstone might be my favorite song of theirs.

Eh. Fuck Amazon and fuck Jeff Bezos. Use your free time to go to a farmers market and buy staples from somebody who’s not a shithead.

I’ll complain endlessly about the state of modern society, with social media and constant screen bombardment. But the other day:

The dishwasher was running.

The robovac was running.

The washing machine and dryer were running.

The magic litter box was cleaning itself.

I sat back and cracked a beer.

Endless supply of cheap pizza delivered to the picket line.

It’s surprising how many people will plug in a random USB drive that they find. Apparently that’s how the CIA got the Stuxnet virus into Iran’s system and nerfed their centrifuges back in the day.

I’m still trying to find a D.A.R.E. beer koozie.