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Listen I’m old, those cheeks are getting clapped at 3pm.
Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
Morning sex FTW.
Workplace sex even better. Why poop on company time when you can have sex on company time.
Just make sure no ones a snitch first, cause HR usually frowns on that. And sometimes the law too
Sex HR. Problem solved.
Sex HER. Problem solved.
I’m already trying to do that! What are you missing?
Try to get a job at the Sexagon.

Years ago :
Coworker : Sorry for coming to this standup late, I got waylaid
me : Yeah, I got way laid last night too






