Also me:

LOL I was thinkin’ about Spaghett when I opened this post, and there he was.
Spooked ya
Talking about bathing in pasta, there’s a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.
He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn’t have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:

Sadly I couldn’t find a good photo
EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony
A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?
That lip bite really sells the idea that he wants to fuck those noodles

Vaginosis speed run
Birth of tho flying spaghetti Monster
Jesus… thanks for showing me another kink I didn’t know I had
Something something mom’s spaghetti
You’re telling me those ladies in the tub a spaghetti aren’t on drugs?
This joke is literally in the screenshot
Ah yes, this is my favorite kink. “OMG that hot person in a strange situation is still hot!”
The posing is not hurting either.
Though I do find myself being influenced in what I choose to make for lunch…
I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.
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I see porn studios are throwing ideas at the wall to see what sticks…




