Cat-9 tails.
clicked through for this comment. Thank you.
Am I the only one having anxiety about the kinked bend?
kinky
What, getting anxious about the handle bend, but not the handle wrapping?
I’ve had one of those used on me once. Its really good fun
…the whip?
Well yes :3
How different is it from the good ol hand? I’ve never been in relationships where we’d explore anything further
The sharp conars of the rj45 jacks will pierce the skin and make you bleed. It’s a very sharp pain :3
Is it more stingy or thuddy? The cables seem heavy enough for a lot of thud, are the sharp corners of the end connectors stingy?
The cables don’t really create that much sensation compared to the connectors. And the connectors really sting, but the sting comes a bit delayed and then ramps up
Probably not too hard to make - maybe I’ll hit the thrift store and see if I can get a friend to help me test it tonight…
It’s a good and wholesome craft project, I say go for it :3
8Letter™
I know I shouldn’t kink shame but the fold capturing that D ring is objectively disgusting
Oh…you said “fold”. Core memory triggered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTkPiA9xdiE
Yeah… Grab my terryfold flaps Grab my flappy folds Grab my terryfolds Grab my foldy flaps Hey, touch my foldy flaps Grab my terryfolds Grab my foldy holds Grab my terry flaps In my terryfolds Grab my terry flaps You gotta touch 'em… my terryfolds Grab my terryfolds Touch my holdy flaps Take a big flap Take my foldy flaps (Aaah) My terryfolds (Aaah) My foldy holds (Oooh) And my terry flaps Gotta grab my terry flaps Grab my terry flaps Squeeze my holdy folds Hold my coldy folds Grab my foldy tolds Grab my terry flap holds Grab my terryfolds Hold my foldy folds Hold my terryfolds Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold? I got one right here (here) Grab my terry flap Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance Wanna come with me? You can grab my holdy folds Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch! Suck my holdy flappy folds Lick my flappy foldy holds My terry flaps in your mouth Suck my flaps you piece of shit! Fuck you (fuck you) You stupid dumb motherfucking bitch (Aaah Aaah) Hey, grab my terry flaps Gonna eat those toldy folds I gotta couple of terryfold flaps I got a flappy foldy flap I’m gonna go take you to food Gonna eat, then we’re going to the terryfold dance (dance) You and me We’re gonna go to the terryfold place It’s gonna be a night out Gonna have a real fancy time Hoo!
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The word “alphanumeric” isn’t in the post… That must be a very serious reaction
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Do you know what a “safe word” is? I’m asking seriously because if you don’t, I’ll start my explanation there, but I don’t want to assume you don’t.
It’s a joke about kink and the safe word being impossible to remember or use plus a play on tech security with the cat o’ nine tails being made out of wires.
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You’re welcome! And I’m sure your ass is at least of average intelligence. I mean, how smart does it really need to be to fulfill its functions?
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Violet, is that you?
No, I’m her older sister.
Why are so many people so fucking obsessed with her? My god, go jerk off or something.
Paraphrases are better
“To be or whatever."
Better use a rotating OTP token MFA, too
is it based on int32 or int64 epoch time codes?
better be int64 or you’re in for a lashin.
🤣🤣🤣
Nien!
