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I guess we’ve found the person with the Mitch McConnell kink.
Because they’re a sexy beast!
Mogged by a tortoise, again.
I wish I saw this sign before I fucked a tortoise and it burnt my penis. :(
Happens to us all bro. Live and learn.
Calico cut? Fuck yeah! I gave.
But is it single? And in my area?? HELLO???
Why explain? Its clearly described right there on the sign…
The problem with hot tortoises is that you may hurt your back.
why
