I got a lot of badges when I was a scout. Didn’t have to use my penis for any of them.
… wait, what? Next are you gonna tell me that the “cocksucking” badge I got from that one scoutmaster is fake?
Maybe.
Come over to this hotel room. Show me what you learned, and I’ll assess your skills. Then I can tell you if it was fake.
They said they didn’t have to use THEIR penis… (I’m so sorry)
Sure, when you were a kid, yeah. They got a badge now for safe cylinder extraction.
Obviously you didn’t take the fast track program.
Not even the knot tying badge? I was duped!
/s
Doesn’t the SecDef have more important things to do right now? Like fight a war no one but his boss wanted?
Hey! Whoa! That’s not true…
…everyone implicated in the Epstein files wanted this war.
Doesn’t the SecDef have more important things to do right now?
More important than thinking about children’s genitals?
He’s in the GOP. So no.
Chatgpt is doing the job now so he can focus on culture wars
Ah, the SecDef doesn’t actually fight a war. He just supports starting one. And then like all richwhitemen in the USA have done, let a whole bunch of impressionable young people do the fighting and dying for him.
Ask how I know!
As an Eagle Scout, good. They realize that they teach generations of young people how to be good people and stand up when the time calls them to stand up? Do they think we’ll stay quiet if they give into fascists?
That’s it…the Scouts have just declared war on MAGA! Time to bomb the shit out of them! /s
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