Girl, you’re transgender.
Mine Bitcoin. Hold.
You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It’s what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.
Congrats on your $48k.
Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.
2009-2010, you hear about this “Bitcoin” thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn’t hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021…
That was me. Around 2009 I remember first hearing about it and trying to buy it and quickly realizing it wasnt that easy and seemed sketcky so i just said whatever… i wonder what I would have done if I did.
My 18 was also way before (2000) this so i hope i remember it for that long. And honestly life was good up until 2009 so i wouldnt really change any of that anyway. 2009 on could have used some improvements…
Sell bitcoin 2025.
ADHD not stupid
Buy Bit Coin
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I’ll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I’ll still be much better off.
damn, and I thought I was original …
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Past self: “oh look an old person having a stroke”
“Damn, I must’ve really gotten into Lost fanfic…”
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you’ll have to break me off a piece.
Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.
Move to europe
Two would be enough, “buy bitcoin”.
Buy $0.01 bitcoin.
That’s six words, no?
Buy penny Bitcoin?
It’s two words, everything else is numbers and a symbol, I’d argue I’m well within the limits of the rules to add another word if I wanted.
Saying it out loud you’d have to reduce it, right? But my real problem with the message is how do you know when to sell the bitcoin?
The rules were three words, no caveats, I’m choosing to be subjective with the interpretation. I’m taking the “There ain’t no rules that say a dog can’t play basketball” approach.
Buy $100 worth at $0.01, sell that at $1000, get the fuck out of dodge.
when Bitcoin was $0.01 could you even buy it with dollars? and then there was the mtgox hack so even if you did, if you didn’t self custody you would lose it.
Stop taking this seriously, it’s a time travel hypothetical.
Buy All Bitcoin
Suck. My. Balls.
(He’d think it’s fucking hilarious)
Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing. Or maybe just bitcoin)
…I’m sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol
Don’t do it
This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.
“ALIEN INVASION SOON”
I do a little self-trolling :)
