Hahahahaha i love the on-
sees it’s not the onion

To be absolutely clear: while The Atlantic tends to be reliable, this author of this piece is their humor columnist.
Aren’t Zionists always talking about their superior IQ? They seem like morons like every other group that touted genetic superiority in history.
No. That’s white supremacists.
Well actually I’ve read a bunch of recent Zionist fundamentalist Israeli literature claiming genetic superiority. Epstein wrote extensively about his beliefs in this and the inferiority of Goyem in the files so what do you call that? I agree that most Zionists or Israeli’s in general are from European ancestry so they are in the socially constructed “white”category but what do you call this belief in superiority that is being used to justify genocide and the trafficking, raping and killing of Goyem children that Epstein talks about in the files? It does seem relevant here considering that our government, corporations and the presidency are clearly occupied by a fundamentalist Israel and this strange belief that they hold that they are superior and above international laws and human decency. It’s a problem
The owner of the Atlantic was in the Epstein Files.

The owner is effectively Laurene Powell Jobs via the Emerson Collective which she put together. Pretty much every rich or famous person is in those files as a mention. It takes more than just “in the files” to incriminate a woman.
Execute them all the world will be a better safer place for everyone. I’m sick of some having everything while others can’t even access healthcare. Shareholders deserve to die
Bilbo Baggins is in the files. By conflating “in the files” with “took part in the crimes” a lot of innocent people will be falsely accused.
And that’s the point.
Trump and team want so many innocent people to be called out that it provides cover for the guilty.
What’s really concerning is that I actually ate the onion here.
I mean, it was what, 4 years ago that a pro-oil lobby/marketing group made an actual “CO2 is life” commercial saying CO2 is good?
I checked the source and was scared because why does a legitimate news source also do satire‽ We’re past the point where obviously ridiculous things are obviously not true

Just wait until they find out it goes to CHINA at night.
1,000,000% tariff on Chinese sunlight.
If you do that then they’ll just steal the moon. Wait, the moon is real, right?






