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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

A Statement From The White House

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A Statement From The White House

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Or else what? Lol

  • fitjazz@sh.itjust.works
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    15 hours ago

    Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      he did. who do you think had to lick orange leaders ass clean?

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      14 hours ago

      He’s on POTUS change duty this week.

      • ikidd@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        “Hey, Pam. Pam… You have a little bit of shit on your face. Yah, right there on the tip of your nose. There you go.”

      • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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        “diarrhoea, again?! FFS, stop slamming down all those big Mac’s. CHRIST!”

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
    Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      The p is actually for paedo.
      Paedo Of The Uber Shits.

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    Trumps method is to use his platform to yell to the world that “Depends” causes autism and gives you cancer. Stock tanks and then Trump buys up most stock and BOOM! he has his own warehouse full of “Depends”. That’s why the Whitehouse doan kneed your steenkink coupons! /s

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      The century of leaded gasoline, high carbon fensity in air, and microplastics in every measurable quantity of water has nothing to do with it.

  • Armand1@lemmy.world
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    Wtf is “depends” here?

    • allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world
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      It’s a popular brand of adult diapers

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        • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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          It is utterly insane that so many of those fucking idiots decided to try to not only normalize adult diapers, but portray them as something aspirational. Like… what in the Kentucky fried fuck.

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        Ah, now the joke makes sense. Thanks.

        Wasn’t sure if it was some sort of typo.

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      It’s a brand of adult diapers

  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    Yea, force the bastard to pay full price!

    • kreskin@lemmy.world
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      Oh, I’m sure the US taxpayer is somehow footing the bills for those. We always pay full price on anything relating to trump.

  • blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works
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    Reverse psychology, brokey can’t afford them anymore and is “owning the libs” by getting them to send him freebies.

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