“I’m sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?”
No, people won’t argue about just anything.
Yes they certainly will

Oooh, thanks for reminding me that exists!
Had to tape it down to make sure it didn’t fly away.
For my money, this is the cleverest resonse.
Did you just assume that bug’s gender?
Nature is beautiful 🥹
Cool ladybug picture, dude! What is controversial here?
That’s an Asian Lady Beetle actually, not a ladybug. They’re an invasive species that was intentionally introduced in an attempt to control aphids and can sometimes but not always be differentiated from ladybugs by the color of their elytron (hard coating which protects their wings), which can be orange rather then red.
Can confirm, have them all over our house in the fall. They poop out brown sticky stuff when they’re afraid that smells bad, so you have to be super careful getting rid of them.
I have a boo boo! Where are my ladybugs?
Correct answer. Please move on to the next test.
What a marvelous testament to nature that this creature evolved to specifically mimic the adhesive medical strip so perfectly that I can’t even tell the difference.
Does it have an owie?
that’s a cool ladybug
Wound strip.
I dunno. I’d have to look it up to be certain but in the USA Japanese beetles looks awfully similar but are brutal and invasive pests. So if it’s the JB instead of the LB, you’ve gotta find a way to get rid of it.
That’s not –
Wait –
You magnificent bastard
I hope they get better soon, meeting a band-aid that big.










