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minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up41·2 months agoAlligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 months agoTechnically we all have food in us.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agohttps://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 months agoGod help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoEven if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoSo, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoInstructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoAre you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoNo, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
minus-squareseraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoaww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
minus-squareWhostosay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
minus-squareBlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoThats why they get a bag of marshmellows
Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.
Technically we all have food in us.
https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html
God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
Are you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
No, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
Thats why they get a bag of marshmellows