Today fucker. Why you got to remind me I just turned 40. Fuck!
Happy birthday grandpa!
Time to buy a sports car. I love my new midlife crisis car
I’m 50 and still don’t.
When I turned 50 they asked me if I planned to grow up now 😂
Whoever “they” are should stop asking stupid questions.
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When I noticed how excited I get about good quality appliances.
IMO fuck everyone who doesn’t care about good quality appliances. They are to blame for how common shitty ones are these days. Especially developers who just get something that looks nice but actually sucks when you use it.
Glares at oven that takes forever to preheat, doesn’t keep the temperature even once it does, and has a drawer oven that takes even longer to preheat than the shitty main oven takes to preheat and COOK things
I was at a cocktail party a couple of weeks ago, and had an engaging conversation with 4 other dads about our choices and regrets in kitchen appliances…and lawnmowers.
I was at Warped Tour many years ago, talking with randos in the campground. I mentioned which bands I was there to see, and this guy gave me a huge smile and yelled ‘You’re old’ in my face.
Shortly after turning 34, it occurred to me I was closer to my 50th birthday than 18th.
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Can confirm at this point that they were making it up as they went… Just like I am now.
My joints were already telling me I’m old. Did you really have to point that out to all the other 34 year Olds on here?
Well, throwing out my lower back bending over a table a couple weeks ago sure didn’t help…
The worst I have ever thrown my back out was picking up a pair of scissors. I was in my 20s.
When the moms at the skatepark seemed too young to flirt with.
I took four naps on my day off. I’m 32.
That may as well just mean you’re overworked (or something else) though. I do stuff like this in my 20s
Could be a nutrient deficiency, too. I’ve gotten myself out of that exhausted state with b-complex and magnesium supplements. It’s quick, too, if that’s the real problem. I felt normal and alert again within 15 minutes of taking the supplements.
Typical home-office day. Minus the 2 seasons.
Within the past few years, once my neck problems started getting worse and I finally went for an MRI and was diagnosed with arthritis.
0/10, do not recommend.
My MIL has had really good luck with non-thc CBD creams for arthritis. Done it daily for the the last couple of years and she swears by it. Don’t have personal experience with it, but she recently opened a jar of pasta sauce in front of me and didn’t blink. Hope you get some relief.
First time I picked up the laundry basket and my back hurt. I’m careful now to lift with my legs but my back hurts more or less in the same place when it does hurt. My vision’s going too, but that’s genetics, not age related.
When I turned 50 this year…
When I realized that the games I enjoyed in college were released over twenty years ago.
Cs 1.6 is not that…
Fuuuuuu
For me it was “Why are they remaking Metroid Prime? The original looks fine and it was only released in… 2002? Oh god… that’s 21 years ago…” One of my favorite games in college is old enough to drink.
Want to really feel old? In just a little over two years from now, the Xbox 360 will be 20 years old.
when the web became an application platform
When I had to fill a survey and I filled age group 25-35 instead of 18-25