gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoI just came in your cereal. AMAmessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down17
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareI just came in your cereal. AMAgigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 month agoWhen did you realize you were a cerealphile?
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·1 month agoMy sexual proclivities are perfectly normal and natural, but your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoI find it interesting that you feel “cerealphile” has negative connotations. Where do those feelings originate?
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 month agoWhy? Do you, like, know of a club or something? ~dm me the contact info~
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-21 month ago your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it. Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something? ~dm me the contact info~ Sorry - Our club is for consensual cereal love only.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoPlot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.
When did you realize you were a cerealphile?
My sexual proclivities are perfectly normal and natural, but your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.
I find it interesting that you feel “cerealphile” has negative connotations. Where do those feelings originate?
Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something?
~dm me the contact info~
Sorry - Our club is for consensual cereal love only.
Plot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.