Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?
*whose
Why is her orgasm his responsibility but his orgasm is also his responsibility?
Do you mean Joe Biden?
Thanks, Trumpbama
Missed opportunity to talk about your “shortcuming”
That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.
I prefer shumming
The big brows didn’t get it
Mickey7 vibes.
Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?
Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?
I thought Kirsten & Tobey were wearing diamond strands. You’re right. Poor attempt at cum censoring.
Why though? Cum is not a swear
Gentlemen. If you are climaxing prior to your partner that doesn’t mean you’re done.
But I literally just finished? And she seems weirdly pissed? And I’m sleepy. Women: you just can’t please 'em!
It’s like if you went to a restaurant without ordering any dessert. Fine. Next time, you can also cook at home. “Enjoy yourself”.
Cringe censoring is cringe
I’m something of an expert. You’d know nothing about it
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
Nailed it
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
If I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
Well dépends, sometimes promising ‘‘it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing’’, seals the deal.
