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pastelpulse@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Cost-of-living crisis

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Cost-of-living crisis

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pastelpulse@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Rooty@lemmy.world
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    Apparently they pay with Dollars in Poland.

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    The price of meat these days…

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      At least it’s meat that you can eat over and over again

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    That’s a PVC dildo. On top on being porous making it basically impossible to clean, it leaks phthalates which will literally give you a hormonal imbalance. No, condoms don’t help. Remember kids (adults?): silicone, glass, abs plastic, stainless steel and actual dick are the only things that should go inside of you.

    • okmko@lemmy.world
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      Okay but what if I want to be inside it?

      (Because now I’m curious after owning many obviously porous sex toys but won’t be having kids.)

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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        Micro fetishes are only feasible in fiction.

        • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
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          And VR, i guess

          • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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            Which is technically fiction, but okay.

        • okmko@lemmy.world
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          🤣

          Sounds like I need a 10"with three balls

    • elephantium@lemmy.world
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      silicone, glass, abs

      Why do I have Huntrix songs running through my head all of a sudden?

      • dragonbringerx@lemmy.world
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        “bout to hit you with these vibes…”

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      PET also does not leak stuff, but the HDPE and highly porous caps make it only suitable if no alternatives are present. Some cosmetics have smaller and thick-walled PET bottles, so if you-re in a dire need, you can use them without the “filling them with water” trick even.

    • Drunk & Root@sh.itjust.works
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      12 hours ago

      what about clean fingers

      • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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        11 hours ago

        Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.

        • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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          Bobby Hammerfist

    • trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      Thanks mom

  • BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world
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    Ri-dick-ulous

  • Stegget@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Those Aldi Finds are wild sometimes.

  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    When food is so expensive you have to have a special device to shove it all back up inside you when it tries to escape.

  • rekabis@lemmy.ca
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    Well, a lot of that is processed foods and…

    Oh.

    Oh, Myyyyyy…

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Ikr? Who buys salt and pepper pots with their weekly groceries?

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Why censor “cock” at the top of the box while leaving it visible at the bottom?

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      My guess: to give the “the longer you look the funnier it gets” effect. Otherwise your eyes would go straight to it.

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        My guess is that whoever censored it just didn’t see the smaller text one.

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    Typical polish shopping list. Babcia never forgets to write down the essentials.

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    it’s bullshit… this here costs in Poland about 20-40$

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    Cock-of-living crisis?

  • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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    Kids these days spending all their money on avocockos and toast

    smh my head

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