Haha, these Onion articles are getting really goofy.

Url is guardian.com

We are fucked, aren’t we?

This is basically a “are you old” questionaire.

What’s the matter Elon, did the mean NPC hurt your feefees?

Remove the “don’t” from her statement and it becomes punk battlejacket patch worthy.

I will copypaste your comment next time people complain Linux is hard to learn.

THANK YOU. The constant glazing of The Reign of Terror on lemmy is sickening. It was named like that for a reason.

It’s a restaurant, you’re supposed to eat it with a knife and fork, not shove slices into your mouth like you’re at a fast food place.

Disney has such a huge back catalogue of IP that they can use to make all sorts of crazy shit, and Lord knows they have the budget for it. Instead we get inferior versions of their classic cartoons for some reason. Somebody should tell their board of directors that playing it safe in a creative field is a losing proposition.

Mogged by dinochad again. 😩

Please say sike 🤢

Breaking: Elon Musk’s daughter has eyes and a working brain.

That rack looks ineffective as shit, there is no ratchet so the torturers have to maintain tension by standing on the bars. Hope they don’t slip and get a taste of the pain.

Years of “we’re no. 1” and “leader of the free world” propaganda has made Americans delulu to the point where they think their leaders are god-kings that can throw out edicts that will go unopposed. A lot of thus influence was soft power and reliance on allies for re-supplying and repairs, which is currently being dismantled.

This has been a long process, starting with browbeating military allies into the ironically named “coalition of the willing” during the second Iraq war. Now an openly fascist leader has been elected as a US president and is threatening wars of expansion. Interesting times ahead, I guess.

As the saying goes, money can’t buy you happiness but a lack of money can buy you a lot of misery. Enough money for a comfortable lifestyle, anything over that and we enter ego validation territory.

It is literally impossible to be 100% productive at work - even machines start to break down if they’re constantly being run at full capacity.

Fascists value compliance and ideological fervor over competency, so naturally all fascist led faction experience a competency crisis sooner or later.May this happen more often.

Misanthropy is an understandable sentiment, but succumbing to it robs you of the agency to make the world a better place.

Yeah, I’m sure that it was the only reason and that you framed it as being “uncomfortable”.

Lead poisoning

Spoiler: She is also racist, but in a more subtle way.