There is a YouTube tutorial on how to grow eggplants. Saves you a fortune.
You gotta get the 6 inch cock without balls. You splurged too much
Apparently they pay with Dollars in Poland.
when non-US folks share things that are supposed to he funny and/or relatable, we usually convert our currencies to dollars as most people know how much that’s worth roughly
The price of meat these days…
At least it’s meat that you can eat over and over again
That’s a PVC dildo. On top on being porous making it basically impossible to clean, it leaks phthalates which will literally give you a hormonal imbalance. No, condoms don’t help. Remember kids (adults?): silicone, glass, abs plastic, stainless steel and actual dick are the only things that should go inside of you.
Don’t use PVC, ABS, TPE or TPU anally! They’ll give you ass cancer
ABS can be safe if from a reputable brand but yeah, it’s probably better to just avoid it all together.
Okay but what if I want to be inside it?
(Because now I’m curious after owning many obviously porous sex toys but won’t be having kids.)
No idea on fleshlights. I’d assume they’re generally safer since having stuff on you is almost never as bad as having it in you but I have no evidence to back this up. It’s kind of a moot point since I can’t imagine putting your dick into one of the safe materials is something anybody would wanna do.
Micro fetishes are only feasible in fiction.
And VR, i guess
Which is technically fiction, but okay.
🤣
Sounds like I need a 10"with three balls
silicone, glass, abs
Why do I have Huntrix songs running through my head all of a sudden?
“bout to hit you with these vibes…”
what about clean fingers
Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.
Bobby Hammerfist
PET also does not leak stuff, but the HDPE and highly porous caps make it only suitable if no alternatives are present. Some cosmetics have smaller and thick-walled PET bottles, so if you-re in a dire need, you can use them without the “filling them with water” trick even.
Thanks mom
Ri-dick-ulous
Those Aldi Finds are wild sometimes.
When food is so expensive you have to have a special device to shove it all back up inside you when it tries to escape.
Well, a lot of that is processed foods and…
Oh.
Oh, Myyyyyy…
Ikr? Who buys salt and pepper pots with their weekly groceries?
Why censor “cock” at the top of the box while leaving it visible at the bottom?
My guess: to give the “the longer you look the funnier it gets” effect. Otherwise your eyes would go straight to it.
My guess is that whoever censored it just didn’t see the smaller text one.
Typical polish shopping list. Babcia never forgets to write down the essentials.
it’s bullshit… this here costs in Poland about 20-40$
Cock-of-living crisis?
Kids these days spending all their money on avocockos and toast
smh my head
