time to place a poster and start watching drywall repair diy videos
I’ve got just the poster. Nobody will ever suspect there’s a hole back there.
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That’s lathe and plaster baby. Get good at finishing work if you ever want it to look right.
Good luck, that shit is lathe-and-plaster not drywall haha
Your orifice is of superior strength. What do you have to fear from a mere mortal?
Breaking the fourth wall
Text post that mentions being fucked in the ass? Gotta mark that as NSFW
Photo of dildo balls? No need for that NSFW tag my man
Wait, thats a dildo? I thought it was the the arm of the hulk hogan rubber wrestling doll.
Oh shit, I totally forgot about the Hulk Hogan Super Action Suction Grip doll, my bad
those dolls felt the best as a kid 🤤
That’s one hell of a grip and I don’t mean her hands
That’s where you hang your favorite poster until you move out.
Either that, or tell her the truth, she’ll understand.
You’d also make sure to start digging a tunnel through that so you can finally move out.
Just say “Mom, as the prophecy foretold… It has happened!”
Tell her you fucked up…err…sideways
