McConnell has four or five, I guess,
No one’s quite sure 'bout J D Vance,
Rowling’s always yowling, (yeah i dunno about this line, but i couldn’t think of another rhyme)
But poor old Hegseth has no balls at all.
I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can’t do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don’t get justice or help.
I feel like we just need to make the most absurdist fucking bets at this point.
like that actually Barron is Putins kid and that Trump has a micropenis and one ball
Donald has only got one ball
Bannon has two but very small
Miller has something similar
And Johnson, he has none at all
very well adapted. it still scans. six thumbs up
McConnell has four or five, I guess,
No one’s quite sure 'bout J D Vance,
Rowling’s always yowling, (yeah i dunno about this line, but i couldn’t think of another rhyme)
But poor old Hegseth has no balls at all.
I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can’t do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don’t get justice or help.
There are no victims in this. Only 2 presidents making sweet, sweet oral sex.
Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid
The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all
He gets it from his tall mom. Jane Lynch. Don’t shoot the messenger!
The fucked up penis to fascist pipeline is real
Trump, Musk and Epstein are all reported to have gross and/or disfigured penises. I am not making this up.
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Like Hitler?